From the mists of time he emerged, a flatulent, angry genius. Angry O'Chunk's origins are as clouded as George Bush's thoughts, but a few things we do know.

He emerged from the womb fully grown and working on a Master's Degree in Psychology. After years of hard research, he learned that human beings enjoy one thing over all others - sex. But AFTER sex, humans like things that glow and the Star Wars movies. Since the Star Wars movies are owned by someone else, Angry O'Chunk embarked on a mission to find glowing things in order to make the world a happier place – a place of peace. After years of searching the globe, his quest led him to Funky Mad Cog's secret mountain lab under the living rock of the Snake Ass Mountains, where GLOWBOTTLES were born. There Angry O'Chunk learned of the greatest of all glowing things. In the Snake Ass Mountains, Angry O'Chunk's secret powers were revealed... You will learn more about this man of mystery soon...Soon we will be posting Angry O'Chunk's first comic adventure, the collector's issue of "Angry O'Chunk and the Mystery of 1,000 Fish".

To visit Angry O'Chunk's favorite website go to Just Not Trying Anymore

or visit his second favorite website extreme greeting cards - the funniest damn cards in the world.